Being able to draw hands shaped like guns is the reason I wanted to be an artist…
It’s safe to come out now that the election is over and we’ve managed to save the human race for at least another 4 years…
…so when did condoms in porn become an issue?
Taylor Swift is cool.
“I’m pretty sure we almost broke up last night. I threw my phone across the room at you.
I was expecting some dramatic turn-away, but you stayed. This morning I said we should talk about it. ‘Cause I read you should never leave a fight unresolved. That’s when you came in wearing a football helmet and said “okay, let’s talk.”
And I said, Stay, stay, stay.
I’ve been lovin’ you for quite some time, time, time.
You think that it’s funny when I’m mad, mad, mad.
But I think that it’s best if we both stay.
Before you, I’d only dated self-indulgent takers, that took all of their problems out on me. But you carry my groceries, and now I’m always laughin’. And I love you because you have given me no choice but to:
You took the time to memorize me: my fears, my hopes, and dreams.
I just like hangin’ out with you, all the time. All those times that you didn’t leave; It’s been occurring to me I’d like to hang out with you, for my whole life.
And I’ll be loving you for quite some time.
No one else is going to love me, when I get mad, mad mad.
So I think that it’s best if we both stay, stay, stay, stay, stay, stay.”
STAY, STAY, STAY from the album RED by TAYLOR SWIFT